unless you’re wowing me with an acoustic Metallica cover, all buskers should be kicked off centrelink and buried alive in Holocaust styled mass graves
me: ok i'm still in bed. I have two long necks in the fridge do you want to do something or not?
drooby: YEAH
drooby: sorry caps
me: i just thought you were excited
monday to friday: wah wah wah I hate my job everything is shit I wish I was unemployed
saturday: in bed on youtube
i’m really broke but really hungry so tomorrow I’m going to to the 1KG burrito challenge and probably spew on myself because i’m actually a feeding a family of small birds
yeh cool story brah how about you give me $50, send me the records you dogged me, or maybe leave my gf alone you tweaker fag
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