Bad Intro

unless you’re wowing me with an acoustic Metallica cover, all buskers should be kicked off centrelink and buried alive in Holocaust styled mass graves

me: ok i'm still in bed. I have two long necks in the fridge do you want to do something or not?
drooby: YEAH
drooby: sorry caps
me: i just thought you were excited

monday to friday: wah wah wah I hate my job everything is shit I wish I was unemployed 
saturday: in bed on youtube 

but im not sure if i wanna just get a hectic laptop
drooby

i’m really broke but really hungry so tomorrow I’m going to to the 1KG burrito challenge and probably spew on myself because i’m actually a feeding a family of small birds

yeh cool story brah how about you give me $50, send me the records you dogged me, or maybe leave my gf alone you tweaker fag
James something 
a chat with my fellow workmates
Amanda: what are you listening to?
Me: Emperor
Amanda: what?
Amanda: drew
Amanda: drew?
Amanda: what are you listening to?
Amanda: oi
Amanda: drew
Me: I'm not listening

IT’S FRIDAY LOSERS THE BEST DAY LOSERS

i can hear the howl of the wind from my heater
drooby